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Benjamin T. Milnes
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Jul 7, 2021

A Rebellion of Most Brave and Beautiful Persons, Non-Persons, and Entities of Unspecified, Indeterminate, or Variable Personness

Approximately 5.34 giga-light-years away, in the galaxy Kadradax, approximately 192 petaseconds ago, the Ourokamaedian Star Empire was at the height of its power. With tens of thousands of star systems and over a million cubic parsecs under its control, no-one and nothing could stand in its way. The capital planet…

Short Story

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Short Story

21 min read


May 10, 2021

Magnathor the Forgetful

from On The Subject Of Dragons a sequel to On The Subject Of Trolls as told by Aelfraed of Cirneceaster Dragons. People always ask me about dragons. They always seem to be far more interested in dragons than they are in trolls, but I think dragons are the much less…

Fantasy

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Fantasy

8 min read


Oct 21, 2020

The Crumbs Are More Than The Cake

Also called ‘Othoral and Hiadmath’ There were once two people, by the names of Othoral and Hiadmath, who lived in a small house in the countryside. …

Fiction

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Fiction

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Sep 9, 2020

The Emperor’s Pink Elephant

There was once a great empire. This great empire was vast — reaching from the pine-covered mountains of Arennia in the west, to the golden beaches and azure reefs of Marcanne in the east, from the freshwater lakes of Belgamon in the north, to the apple orchards and apiaries of…

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The Emperor’s Pink Elephant
The Emperor’s Pink Elephant
Short Story

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Apr 4, 2020

The Magic Money Tree

There was once a great city. Hundreds of thousands of people lived in this city. But the people were divided into two groups: the Many, and the Few. For the Few, life in this great city was wonderful, for the Few were very wealthy. They lived in grand houses on…

Short Story

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The Magic Money Tree
The Magic Money Tree
Short Story

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Dec 7, 2019

The Emperor Has A Small Penis

The Emperor had an enormous penis. That’s what he said, at least. Only the Empress and the Emperor’s concubines — all eighty-eight of them — had ever actually seen it, and they dutifully repeated the Emperor’s own claims about it. And the Emperor himself repeated his claims every chance he…

Fiction

12 min read

The Emperor Has A Small Penis
The Emperor Has A Small Penis
Fiction

12 min read

Benjamin T. Milnes

Benjamin T. Milnes

1 Follower

Author of On The Subject Of Trolls and Zolantis

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